11.30.2009

Go to CastTV.com to watch TV shows for free!! Awesome, awesome site!

11.29.2009

I learned that the "Sons of Anarchy" TV show on FX is THE best TV show as of the last 2 years! Bomb ass shit peoples!!

11.28.2009

Dubai is Fucked!

11.27.2009

If you are NOT a professional painter, tape your baseboards and around the ceiling. It takes about an hour more, but saves you multiple hours of touching up

11.26.2009

During an automated customer service phone call, if you keep hitting zero repeatedly, you most likely will get a LIVE person.....Giddy up!!

11.25.2009

I learned that you don't have to be right in everything you do, you just have to know WHEN to GET RIGHT!!

11.24.2009

I learned that the majority of people do not know how to handle a compliment.

11.23.2009

J.Lo is not the same J.Lo......Boo! Get on it J.Lo or your knew nickname will be Jello!

11.22.2009

If you have to give your vehicle a "blowjob" in order to allow yourself to start the ignition b/c of a D.U.I., you have exactly 2 minutes to actually perform or you gots to do it again. Shizzle

11.21.2009

I learned today that when a Man trims/grooms his lower region...ok...screw it, genitalia.....it's called "Manscaping"...ahhaaha, giddy up!

11.20.2009

I learned today that I should acknowledge the toilet water level before sitting down to drop a duece....no need for an unexpected "weiner drop in the pool"...not very bodily sanitary!! Giddy up!

11.19.2009

I learned that it IS very Manly to be the only guy to participate in a Total Body Workout class with 30 other women and SURVIVE!! I call it the "Booty Class". Pump that shit!

11.18.2009

I learned a new word today. "Asscicle" It's when a turd gets stuck in your butt hairs when you're dropping a duece and you have to wiggle it off. **Boink**

11.17.2009

There is definitely a misnomer about Cholesterol. For decades high cholesterol readings have grown immediate immense concern. Doctors have put fear in patients and their loved ones over a silly numerical reading. Pharmaceutical companies and ignorant Doctors have made over priced cholesterol medicines the quick fix. I learned today that this shouldn't be the case. With a simple IMT scan, one can find out if they are in danger of arteriosclerosis, which is the damaging/clogging of the arteries which of course leads to heart attacks. I have had a 2 year battle to try and keep my cholesterol under 200. It has been as high as 280 and as low as 153 (with the help of 10mg of Crestor). I eat very very well and am an above average exerciser in my age group. By finally getting referred to a Dr. that knows what the fuck he's talking about, I was told the facts about cholesterol. Without boring you, I was introduced to an IMT scan. It is basically an ultra sound-like scan of your carotid arteries around your neck. At my age, it is a preventative scan to see if there is clogging or even the start of clogging in my arteries. If so, cholesterol is a concern, if not, the Dr said, and I quote, "I could give a fuck about your cholesterol". Amen to that! If you have high cholesterol, get an IMT scan and find out the facts!! Cheers

BTW...The Dr. said my arteries are PERFECT! So, to celebrate, we had a shot of Honduran Moonshine!! I shit you not!! Giddy up!

11.16.2009

When using MSFT Excel, there is a quick way to add up cells without actually creating a formula. One can just highlight the cells that you want added up and in the lower right hand corner toolbar, there will be a SUM=###. This shortcut adds up the cells that are highlighted without using a formula such as =SUM(A1:G1

11.15.2009

If you go to Joe's Bar on Weed St for a concert, why pay $4.50 for a bottle of beer when you can pay $10 for a pitcher??!!