Thursday, December 31, 2009
12.31.2009
Just read "The Chronicles of Bernie Madoff" by Brian Ross....Man, Bernie should be publicly tortured till he bleeds to death! Wut a gutless fuck! Good book, read it!
12.30.2009
If you are trading stocks with a margin account, the $$ you are concerned with keeping an eye on is the "Special Memorandum Account"...That is essentially your Buying Power times 2! EX: You have $2,000 in your SMA account. Your total buying power that you can invest with is actually $4,000! Giddy up!
12.29.2009
If you are a single dude and want to increase your chances of hooking up with a hot chick....GO TO A COUNTRY CONCERT! Amen!
12.27.2009
If your refrigerator is humming louder than usual, you probably have to clean the air vent in the back of the unit as well as take of the metal plate and clean the dust off the coil! I learned the hard way on that one! New fridge please!!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
12.24.2009
I learned that sometimes you just have to TRUST the Professionals. Do your due diligence of course before you pick someone but in the end, let them do their jobs...I do what I do as a career for a reason and they do what they do for a reason! Big, big shift of control for me...applause please?
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
12.23.2009
No matter how busy you are in life, you have to go the extra mile and do something Romantic for your spouse! Yes Men, that means you...If you can't remember the last time you did something romantic it is probably time to GET ON IT! You can thank me later.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
12.21.2009
You have to put your own stubborn ego a side and branch out to the people you know, trust and respect in order to get somewhere in Life! Can I get an Amen from my brothas??!!
12.20.2009
Josh Cribbs, you are the NFL RECORD HOLDER for Kick Off returns for a Touchdown in the History of the NFL! Mad props Cribbs.
12.19.2009
Do NOT...I repeat, DO NOT scream drunken homosexual one-liners at 4am at a house party that you've never been to.....There just might be a beastly, heavily intoxicated dyke sleeping in a guest room close by....Oh boy guys. I think its time to get outta here!
12.18.2009
Chicks really really like 80s music. It ignites their drinking spirit and lights a fire under their hood. Ha
12.17.2009
Better check the tread on your tires before you prepare for the Midwest snow season...Slip n slip crackas!
12.14.2009
There is almost no better feeling than the Cleveland Browns beating the Pittspuke Squeelers! Specially when you end their playoff hopes!
12.12.2009
Its more fun to NOT ask your spouse what she wants for her birthday. Guys...use your fucking creativity and get her something caarucial! Don't be boring and take the easy route...the reward outweighs the risk fellas! Giddy up!
12.09.2009
I learned that if I host another large get together at my house that I will have a paid crew handle everything from setup to cleanup. That way, I can enjoy my company!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
12.08.2009
In Vegas, if you DON'T know someone, are NOT Famous and are NOT Rich, you are like a chicken running around with your head cut off! That is the Vegas trap. Know nothing so try EVERYTHING!
12.07.2009
****New Word Alert**** "Spinner". A spinner is a female that is petite in figure and weighs 100 lbs give or take 10 lbs. The word spinner comes from the visualization of the female being so light that you could physically spin her around with one hand while banging her...Probably while the male is sitting in a chair and the female straddling him of some sort. Hat tip J.D!! Giddy up!
12.06.2009
I learned while at THE STEAK HOUSE inside the Circus Circus Casino in Las Vegas that there is a painting of a Cow and he has just about the biggest pair of balls I have seen! Oh, we decided to call him "Bert"
12.05.2009
I learned that while walking down the Las Vegas strip, there are people lined up like an assembly line snapping, clapping, flipping "Nude Entertainment" cards at pedestrians....Just about the funniest thing I have EVER seen....It was almost like they were in a competition to develop/perform the most "original" way of getting ones attention by smacking a card against a box or other stack of cards...Hilarious!!
Friday, December 4, 2009
12.04.2009
I learned that being too Successful is threatening! I.E. Microsoft, Goldman Sachs. Make too much money, the Government wants a huge chunk of it! My advice, take your company private and you can make all the money you deserve and tell everyone to FUCK OFF!!
12.03.2009
I learned that when a Titty Bar turns into a Gold shop, its time to sell Gold! Contrarian Investing at its finest!!
12.02.2009
I learned that viewing a pro basketball game from 4 rows behind the bench is Fucking Awesome!
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
12.01.2009
I learned that sometimes too much innovation actually hurts an industry in the short term. Take Natural Gas. New equipment and tech innovation over the past few years has actually made it too efficient. An ever increasing supply has weighed down pricing putting pressure on profit margins. The nat gas industry has been a laggard over the past few years despite "Global Warming" and an infinite demand to heat a home or use a stove.
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